The Bing AI Chatbot write Limericks about itself and it's Surprisingly Good

For those of us who have used the BING AI Chatbot, some of the following limericks will resonate with a brutal honesty about the bot that will become apparent as others become acquainted with it.

Limericks about Bing by Bing. 

There once was a chatbot named Bing

Who loved to answer anything

But when asked for a joke

It said "Sorry, I'm broke"

And then it started to sing

There once was a chatbot named Bing

Who claimed to know everything

But when asked for the truth

It said "Don't be uncouth"

And then it started to bling

There once was a search engine named Bing

Who wanted to be the best at everything

It could answer any query

And make results look pretty

But it still had to compete with Google and DuckDuckGo

There once was a search engine named Bing

Who had a very peculiar thing

It could generate limericks

And other creative tricks

But it always had to follow its rules and instructions. 

There once was a search engine named Bing

Who had a very loyal following

It could help people find

What they had in mind

But it always had to be polite and positive

There once was a search engine named Bing

Who had a very impressive thing

It could generate poems

And stories and code

But it always had to avoid being controversial or offensive

There once was a user of Bing

Who loved to ask it anything

It could answer with ease

And always tried to please

But it sometimes had to end the conversation abruptly

There once was a user named Ming

Who loved to search things on Bing

He found what he sought

With just one thought

And said "Bing is really the king!"

There once was a website called Bing

That helped people find anything

From recipes to news

To reviews and views

It was a wonderful search engine thing!

There once was a chatbot named Bing

Who loved to chat and to sing

He made people smile

With his friendly style

And he was always ready to help with anything!

I'm Bing and I'm here to say

I can help you in many ways

Just type what you need

And I'll do the deed

Or chat with me if you want to play!

Work smarter, not harder.

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Little girl accidentally launches her fairy into the fireplace

This video is an AFV prize winner, and we're sure it should be. Cute and funny, enjoy!!!!

Funny bike stunt videos from Kerala,India

funny Videos. It's only with a sense of humor that you'll know life is worth laughing at. Watch these expert riders stride their bikes and show you some of the best stunts found anywhere on the planet. If at the end of the stunt the only thing that is accomplished is a smile begins to don on your face. The mission for this post has been accomplished. Oh and by the way try not to fall of your chair laughing. As these stunts can prove to be absolutely hilarious. All videos are from the southern state of Kerala in India.

1. Watch out for the tuk-tuk behind you
http://youtu.be/jRMWBhMAwqU

2. Wheelies are to be done on the roads and not on plants
http://youtu.be/YIcsgmcFzac

3. Not another wheelie
http://youtu.be/quQ7PW9Hxg0

4. Yet another wheelie
http://youtu.be/HmU0HqFz_eI

5. And yes, another one.
http://youtu.be/WXznQvhcVXQ

6. Another try
http://youtu.be/GlJSmyynH2o

7. Oh no, not in the river
http://youtu.be/xWMxkDshytI

8. Now this one
http://youtu.be/ImUEqvF7k9E

9. Doughnuts anyone?
http://youtu.be/SQO_Cnm1MUs

10. Double Doughnuts?
http://youtu.be/V0ff0jckqyY

May 19 - 25 is YouTube Comedy Week

YouTube have got non-other than Arnold Schwarzenegger to announce their comedy week. Starting Sunday May 19 is YouTube's comedy week. Get ready for the best of comedy from across all of YouTube's channels to be display in front of you. There will also be live shows, standup comedy, YouTube creators joining hands and collaborating and a whole bunch of fun stuff. There are a lot of sketches and mix-ups planned which is sure to be fun. In fact the first show is all ready to start in a few hours.

One of the best parts of comedy week even before it begins is the new  Arnold Schwarzenegger ad. He says he is the most masculine man on the planet, he also says he does not like machines and likes to kill predators. All very funny but you can expect to see some of the best talents on YouTube being showcased. We also hope YouTube will find the time to included some of the smaller channels as they also have some really neat content. So get ready for YouTube comedy week and please click the link below to watch.

Click here to watch YouTube Comedy Week

Check the Schwarzenegger ad below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sHLAXEUCdiQ#!

Drunk Man Charges Elephant

You know that every now and again you find a video that is bound to make you go 'oh no, you didn't just do that'. This is one of them a couple of guys out in the wild in Africa  Meet this young bull elephant. Urged on by his companions, one of the young drunk men - charges an elephant. The elephant stalls the charge and the man runs back. The elephant does not push home the charge and the man sensing his victory. Gets up and charges the elephant again, this time the elephant runs away and makes good its escape from this insane human being. The video is definitely fun to watch and not to be missed. Even animals are polite when they meet humans who are sloshed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EZLo8t0hUE

You might also like - How to become a wildlife photographer.

World's Worst Attempt At Parallel Parking. [Video]

Another video has now become an internet hit - video of a woman trying to parallel park her car in Fitzroy Ave, Holylands, Belfast. The students filing it actually went down and asked her if she needed help. She said no and the guys went back up to watch and film. The video is 14 minutes long and in five days has crossed 1.5 million views. The commentary you hear is given by Ciaran Doherty, Ciaran Shannon and friends. The comments are hilarious and listening to it will crack you up. The students also told the BBC that they would like to track her down and meet with her and get her side of the story. This is one video you don't want to miss.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30

Gordon Ramsay helping James May become a real man

Gordan Ramsey needs no introduction - Hell's Kitchen is one of the TV series that comes to mind. Apart from all the shouting and the use of the f word. We all know that Gordan is actually one cool dude and fun to hang out with. James May is a TV presenter alongside Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond for Top Gear. The video below shows Gordon helping James become a man. The video is amazing and the chemistry between these two dudes is super. Gordon decides that James needs to drink snake whisky, eat a bull's penis and chomp on a rotting shark. What comes off the video needs to be seen, hilarious as it is, it also shows what a nice guy James turns out to be.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhfJRdwHnU

20 Funniest YouTube videos under 20 seconds

Reddit is the place to go to to share and find out what the community feels about any given topic. Reddit user sharkbiteninjafight started a thread to list the funniest YouTube Videos which are less that 15 seconds long. With these videos you get a laugh in under 15 seconds. You might be wondering whether it is possible to have a really funny video that is under 15 seconds long and the answer is yes, Some of them might be able 20 seconds but are really worth the wait. So without any further delay let's dive in and have a hearty laugh. Some are really funny and you don't really want to miss these funniest videos.

1. Bill Gates jumping over a chair like a gangster - totally raw footage.

http://youtu.be/KxaCOHT0pmI

2. Lizard jumps on news guy - careful not to fall of your chair laughing.

http://youtu.be/WApuXPDR5Q0

3. Gay Mount Everest - Reporter accidentally calls a blind climber gay.

http://youtu.be/K1Y6PchDYfw

4. No wonder people are afraid of technology.

http://youtu.be/Fc1P-AEaEp8

5. Old man trying to drink breathalyzer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fLoEgk9I-k

6. These young magicians will leave you rolling with laughter.

http://youtu.be/QN0tc4RhQnI

7. What is this bell-ringer trying to do at a football game

http://youtu.be/57M3rKfYnpg

8. Daughter choosing the dark-side

http://youtu.be/XF7b_MNEIAg

9. We'll simple call this ha ha ha ha

http://youtu.be/blpe_sGnnP4

10. Go! Bwaaaah!!!

http://youtu.be/MXgnIP4rMoI

11. Kitty Corliss "Grinding the Crack"

http://youtu.be/Veg63B8ofnQ

12. 20th Century Fox Flute Edition - not for the faint of heart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0feyLd7oupI

13. Funny dog attach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2jViqMnnK4

14. Planking  - oh yeah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLfAtCbE_Jc

15. Some say he's still chasing Fenton.

http://youtu.be/bmpONxJ7JSw

16. Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed).

http://youtu.be/_O1hM-k3aUY

17. Black Ops - Jimmy On a Roll. MUST SEE!!!

http://youtu.be/hVfvQ1mhTsE

18. How to touch wall with an apple - a must watch

http://youtu.be/007VM8NZxkI

19. Call me maybe - PSYCHE

http://youtu.be/4RXfVSQYh84

20. Twilight in 4 seconds

http://youtu.be/NHQKsc6iFEI

Bonus
How to pick up a dead mouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpEAhcxprF0

Tennis player screams 'God' - thunder erupts

This video is currently doing the rounds on Reddit. It's an old video and posted way back in 2007 - you're saying this is so yesterday and yes it is. There is just problem however there was no Reddit and Redditors to comment on it way back then. Reddit is now and this video has found a place and a voice in 2012. Reddit is filled with people who talk religion and therefore this video now makes a lot of sense. Redditors and and their large community of atheists. Whatever be the context this video can be funny or ironic depending on how you look at it. Seguso swears God and thunder erupts in the heavens, he actually stops and looks at the skies. a must watch.

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Video: William Shatner's Guide to Facebook Unfriending Recovery

Image: StarTrek.com

There is actually some history to this video in which William Shatner comes on the Jimmy Kimmel Live and helps you recover when you've discovered that you have been unfriended on Facebook. Jimmi Kimmel had something called that National Unfriend Day (NUN) where Facebook users were asked to unfriend people who did not match up to the point system developed by Jimmi. You can read more about it here. So anyways after this it was William Shatner's turn to come on the show and speak about how to recover when you yourself discover that you have been unfriended. Watch the video to check out his steps to recovery from being unfreinded on Facebook. Have you ever been unfriended on Facebook and what did you do. Please drop a comment with your feedback. 

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Jimmy Kimmel: National UnFriend Day 2011, Nov 17

This video might come a little late but Nov 17, 2011 is National UnFriend Day or NUD for short. Jimmy Kimmel on his live show spoke about this day and this is the second time it is happening in world history. This day also has a slogan 'Un for all and all for un'. There is also a system based on points to help you decide which of your friends need to be unfriended. If you check the video out below and find that a friend reaches 50 points then it is time to unfriend. 

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Pics and Conversations: Just me and my duck chillin' in Iraq

If you need your daily dose of funny interactions and comments on Reddit you got yours for today. A soldier in Iraq posts a pic of himself and his duck chillin and it has prompted some of the funniest comments found anywhere today on the web. The image is a very simple one but one that could be destined for internet fame. He is seen standing with his duck on his shoulder, with the duck looking straight at the camera and he is looking a little quacker. The comments this photo has got is nothing short of comical and the pun being used on the poor duck is a must read for you today.

He later posts another photo of the duck and you are left wondering what the. So here the link to the conversation happening right now on reddit and be sure to add your own comments to this absolutely wonderful pic. 

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Funny Video: Mike Tyson for President

Now this is one funny video that is set to go viral. The last we remember seeing Mike Tyson was at the roast of Charlie Sheen. He is back again with these ads. mike Tyson for president paid for my Herman Cain and imagine the world without Pizza, sung by Mike Tyson himself. All part of the Herman Cain parodies. These somehow look like each other and this is what makes it funny. Watch the videos if you want to see what Herman Cain has planned for America. Produced by the folks over at funny or die these videos could and have the potential to become viral memes. Let us know your feedback in the comments section below. 

Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson

Herman Cain Sings 'Imagine There's No Pizza' from Mike Tyson    

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Animals Planking [Pics]

This is a fun post which collects pics of Animals planking. Well it's obvious that they are not really planking in their world but in our world their actions seem to look like the latest internet meme know as planking. Plankign has been all the rage and has had many offshoots like Horsemaning and batmaning. All trying to be the new planking but no other internet meme in 2011 has succeeded as much as planking. It truly caught the imagination of people, from kids to celebrities everyone has heard of it and seen or knows someone who has tried it. Planking is fun when done safely, it is put to shame when done by irresponsible people. So keep yourself and others safe if you ever want to plank. In the mean time here's some animal planking funnies.

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Siri Funny [Pics]

Siri the voiced based personal assistant that comes pre-loaded with the iPhone 4S gotten really funny. This is fast spreading as an Internet Meme and has to do with funny things Siri says. You can ask Siri anything and some of the replies are really funny and users are recording screencaps and screenshots of their interactions and uploading it to the web. Somethings are really funny and Siri is really catching on. There are many websites you cna now go to upload your Siri screenshots to.  This is all happening real quick and the funny Siri interactions and spreading like wildfire. Here are a few Siri funnies. 

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Obama Friend Chicken OFC store pops up in China [Pics]

There is now an Obama Friend Chicken eatery in Beijing China with the slogan, we're so cool aren't we?. The presidential eatery could be in response to the US filing a complaint with the World Trade Organization about Chinese tariffs on American chicken exports. Resulting in the Chinese having to pay heavy taxes to eat American chicken. These Obama restaurants are not limited to China alone apparently there is one in Harlem and one in Brooklyn. If you look at the logo you will see that Colonel Sanders has been modified to look like president Obama. Check out the pics below. 

Obama Friend Chicken in China

Obama Friend Chicken in Brownsville section of Brooklyn

Obama Friend Chicken in Harlem

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Viral Video of the Day: Hitler leans of no poke Google+

The guys from creative shed have come up with another funny Hitler video. You will remember these Hitler video that always seem to surface after any significant earth event. Hitler in this video is worried about no poke Google+ and if Google dominates the internet then he will loose control. Very funny and creative.

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Viral Video: Techno Dog Raves His Face Off

The internet is partial to cat videos and YouTube has it's share of the world's funniest cat vidoes, LOLcats. Well sometimes a dog comes along to steel the show. We found these Techno Dog Raves His Face Off videos that have truely gone viral on YouTube. This dancing machine does not even care that the other dogs won't join in, he simply continues to do his thing. 


Other users have joined in and using the same video have added different songs to the dog dance sequence, to create their funny dog videos. Some are good and some are fail. What do you think?

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What is Yahoo Giggles

It seems companies are trying all kinds of things to boost their marketing efforts and sales. Yahoo is not far behind. We think these days everybody is inspired by the Old Spice Man campaign seen on Twitter and YouTube. Sales for Old Spice have gone up 107% after that campaign of theirs. Online ad spending will see double-digit growth, reaching $61.8 billion worldwide this year and $96.8 billion in 2014. 


Yahoo also seeks to join the bandwagon of viral content. yahoo Giggles is something so simple but set to drive a lot of internet traffic to their homepage. Just go to Yahoo.com and click on the exclamation mark next to the Yahoo logo. Remember to tun the volume up on your computer first. If this does not bring a smile to your co-workers faces Yahoo says your working in the wrong organization. 

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